Dear perspective embryo,
I would like to let you know of a very special offer. I have a womb for rent for the small fee of a lifetime of kisses and love. It has been medically verified that my womb is ripe for the taking. It is a warm, caring environment where you will flourish. It is available for the taking today so don't delay. I just know you are going to love your new home.
Love,
Mom
